It is our pleasure to very loudly invite You (yes, You) to smash Churchill at a game of rounders from 5-6PM this Thursday on their own turf. To qualify, you must be able to:
1. Occasionally hold things, not-collapse.
2. Do any liberal variant of the above.
All who fulfill these criteria are welcome to attend. The game will entail 2 half-hour innings, and if an afternoon in the sun isn't relaxing enough, there is also a half-time food break.
We will be meeting at 4:50 at the South Porters Lodge before we head off.
Want to justify a lackluster work ethic? Well now You can.
The Fitz Christian Union